Spoof songs!

I'm gonna spoof (for this time), 'JAMES BLUNT'S "YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL"'

(FROM THE OpENING TO THE FIRST CHORUS)
MY LIFE'S A HUGE JOKE

MY LIFE'S A HUGE JOKE
I'M SUCH A TARGET
FOR PRANKS AND BULLIES
I'M SUCH A GEEK
I'M OFTEN ABUSED FOR
JUST BEING ME
THE GEEK THAT I AM
INSIDE OF ME

I SHALL STAND STRONG
I WILL NOT FALL
THOSE FRIGGIN LOSER WILL
ENVIOUS FOES, SHALL JOKE AT ME
BUT I SHALL JUST IGNORE THEM
COZ' SERIOUSLY, I DON'T CARE.

Want more spoofs? here's one more...
Spoof of Yellow by ColdPlay / Tanya Chua (Verse 1, bridge 1 and chorus 1 only)


LOOK AT THE SLIP, LOOK HOW THEY MAKE YOU WEEP.
AND MAKE YOU WEAK IN MIND.
IT WAS CALLED FAILURE.

YOU'RE SEEING RED. NOT JUST IN YOUR RESULTS
BUT IN YOUR PARENT'S EYES.
IT WAS CALLED ANGER.

WEEP ALL NIGHT LONG, IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL BETT'R
JUST CARRY ON, ONCE ALL THE WEEPING'S DONE.
YOU WILL ALWAYS HAVE SOME ONE TO DEPEND ON
JUST ASK AND YOU WILL KNOW.