Saturday, 14 October 2006

This time for me to reply by hand

Whenever you see ""blogger's guide to tagboard password forgetfulness,"", SCREAM!!!!
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14 Oct 06, 01:57
eerong/ronald: ronald... i had the marker prob too... the ink seeped through and my whole paper was full of dots and lines -.-"

Err... Ee Rong, don't include my name as ur label when u tag. It's confusing. And misleading. Anyways, LOL! ROFLMAO! ROFL!

14 Oct 06, 01:55
eerong: hello this the vice chairman of pa speaking...PA chairmans have to go to bed with julia huang buahahhaaha

Err... ee rong, u might need to change that... Mr Chairman of PA... lol. congrats, man. set the right example, MAN! and gd luck when mrs huang sees what you typed. She will be so fed up...

13 Oct 06, 23:31
Hmm: how can you blockk when you forgot your password?

Firstly, who d hell are you??? and secondly, why the hell does ur name link to a hamster abuse site? and how did you know I forgot my password? and to answer your question, I have put a little "blogger's guide to tagboard password forgetfulness," at the bottom of this post. let me reply to the other posts first. or if ur so impatient, scroll down. (you "person of low intelligence"... can't even think like me.)

13 Oct 06, 17:47
Ron: planning to block ernest and raymond... take this as a STERN warning...

Yup. That's still valid.

13 Oct 06, 07:55
julian: lol this southpark season is gonna be fantastic. HUMMIE PALADINS against UNDEAD WARLOCKS.

err... I checked, the next episode isn't exactly on warlocks and paladins. It's more of "who plotted 9/11". 1/4 of america said the Bush Administration (those idiots, why would the government do that?), 3/4 agrees with the media - angry terrorists.

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and now, a textual presentation of "blogger's guide to tagboard password forgetfulness,"

Now, I am confident that many bloggers had experienced losing a password for a third-party blogging application such as a tagboard or counter. Well, here's a simple solution. It's dumb and foolproof. It's for idiots who can't think at all. I wrote this to help the idiots. helping idiots is helping people. That's a generous thing. That's a good thing. That's like locking up lunatics in an asylum.

HERE;s da ron files' ""blogger's guide to tagboard password forgetfulness,""

Step 1: Get a new account for the 3rd party application / tool.
Step 2: Get the code
Step 3: Remove the old code for the application in your Templates / HTML editing area.
Step 4: Paste the new ones.

>To block the new users, read on...

Step 5: Wait for the "Spammer" to strike / post again.

>If the spammer does not strike at all, then congratulations on your succesful eradication of the idiotic spammer.
>If the spammer strikes, you have to counter-strike (Duh...). To counter-strike, read on.

Step 6: Block the striker from your Chat box.
Step 7: Post the spammer's IP address on your blog.

>If step 7 was too lame for you, read on to 7b.

Step 7b: Assasinate the spammer.

>If Step 7b was too hard-core for you, 7c.

Step 7c: Hire someone to assasinate for you.

>Still too hardcore? 7d.

Step 7d: Torture the spammer.

>Can't do it? 7e.

Step 7e: Hire someone to torture the spammer.

>All of the above are too difficult? Just stick with Step 7.

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