Sunday, 22 June 2008

More SPAM

Ok, I'm exposing my SPAM folder to show you just how retarded I think SPAMMERS are. This one's about some dude who claims to sell degrees.

Bacheelor, MasteerMBA, and Doctoraate diplomas available in the field of your choice that's right, you can even become a Doctor and receive all the benefits that comes with it!

Our Diplomas/Certificates are recognised in most countries

No required examination, tests, classes, books, or interviews.

** No one is turned down
** Confidentiality assured

CALL US 24 HOURS A DAY, 7 DAYS A WEEK
-number censored-
"Just leave your NAME & PHONE NO. (with CountryCode)" in the voicemail

our staff will get back to you in next few days


My opinion:
-Why do you spell all the degree names with either an extra 'e' or 'a'? Masteer? WTF is that?
-Benefits of a doctor? Like what? Getting the privilege of standing in court for malpractice?
-And dude, can you use the "quotation marks" correctly? you make it seem as if you're giving "air-quotes"

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