Cause of Global Warming #1 - Windows Vista

“It’s a bit of an extreme claim, but you could say Windows Vista causes global warming, because it’s burning so much power with all this nonsense,”

--Peter Gutmann
Researcher
University of Auckland, New Zealand

"What can I say? Yet another reason to buy a Mac. Al Gore is on the case, pushing the federal government to drop Windows PCs in favor of Macs in all government offices and all schools. Gore's theory is that Gates is intentionally drawing extra power and trying to heat up the planet, so he can cash in by investing in carbon offsets. Damn you, Beastmaster!"

--Daniel Lyons
Forbes journalist
Fake Steve Jobs

What can I say? Vista? Aero? Bad for Earth, ice kacang, and unsynchronised speech (i.e.: everyone starts speaking in sync).