Case numbers:
#JOSHUA-PANTs-11h-HUH?
#GLOBAL_WARMING-DESSERT_COLLAPSE
Proof of approval:
joshua - Levi's® says: (12:29:56 AM)
go ahead write on ur blog
Case outline:
It was after the Band concert @ S'pore conference Hall...
then Miss Gan wanted to have supper...
Mr Tong called up Joshua since he was out...
He said he was trying out his new pants...
even though it was 11pm...
then he hung up "prematurely"
Perceptions:
Mr Chong said (in a Borat accent) "that iz what small boy does.."
Mr Tong speculated that Joshua was going to a black market...
Ms Gan said "wah... so rude..."
I said he want to Russia, where the time zone is pretty well-covered.
conclusion:
When asked, joshua said that he went to a place in peninsula to try his pants when he was called. can't talk on the phone while wearing his pants... ok...
and apparently, it's late at night, so we [the 4 of us: me, mr chong, ms gan, mr tong] were kinda high...
and we created mini models of global warming detectors....
the earth is heating up...
so STOP carbon emmisions...
so that we can enjoy our durian mt. fujis....
or we'll toss it in ur face...
all melted and wet..
and slushed and collapsed.
case closed
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