Wanna resign?

Check this site out:

[WARNING: the site contains explicit words. You have been warned.]

http://yahoorezinr.com/

Yahoo! employees & HR, hope you guys can take this with a grain of salt. A HUGE grain.

It's a site that lets you 'create' DIY Yahoo! Resignation letters. Genius, right?

I tried making one just for the fun of it. I kept the options open for some of them just because I can't decide. So YOU decide yourself which is better. Here it goes.

SAMPLE:

Dear whomever is running things today (sorry, the org chart Wiki is changing too fast for me to keep up)

It is with great glee that I ask you to accept this letter as my official resignation from Yahoo!

My last day here will be the best day of my life you f*cking incompetent nincompoops, after which time I shall be taking a position with Googlewith Microsoftwith Applewith Pheltupas a freelancerthat doesn't require me to bend over and lube up.

As you know, for some time now I have been desiring you guys quit destroying all my net worth and thus I feel the time has finally arrived for me to move ontake a new directiontell you to go f*ck yourself. And of course, I would not be forthright if I failed to mention how much it dumbfounded me to see some of the moves management has made in recent weeksmonthsyears.

For example, I found the recent advertising agreement reached with Google Mr. Yang's poisoning of the MSFT bid with disregard to his shareholders pretty much everything Terry Semel did to be f*cking retarded. Furthermore, as I have watched management squander once-valuable properties such as my vested shares of Yahoo! stock, I have come to realize that management does not seem to fully understand how to run a f*cking taco truck, much less an actual, you know, $30 billion business. Thus, I am tendering my resignation as of today. If you would like me to sign a non-compete clause, I will be glad to do so, seeing as my new position is in a different market segmentyou guys are f*cking dead in the water anyway.

Sincerely,Regretfully,Whatever, douchebags,
Your Name Here.