Wednesday, 30 September 2009
Tuesday, 29 September 2009
pixies.
LSE (London School of Economics And Political Science. Not the other LSE, London Stock Exchange, if you try to Google 'LSE'). Where I hope to go to next year. Tough place to get into (vacancy-applicant ratio for the course I want to take was about 1:20 for the 2008 intake). But I'm trusting God that if I can get in, then praise God, but if I can't, then He probably has other plans for me.
Paramore!
Tuesday, 22 September 2009
Proper blog post.
actually blabber about myself rather than generate a song chart / rip
off other people's blog, I'm sorry to keep you waiting.
You might have to wait even longer.
Gotcha, didn't I?
Seriously, there's nothing to rant about. Nothing fascinating or
interesting that I can share in a blog post. A proper one, that is.
You don't want me to type a post about me getting a Visa debit card,
or my parents being in the UK, or me at a coldplay concert, do you?
FYI, the last one was real.
So wait a bit longer. Maybe I'll have something more interesting to
shar without being an oversharer/tmi-er.
Sent from my iPhone
Wednesday, 16 September 2009
snatched!
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.
Me: Mom, I gotta be at school tomorrow at 8 in the morning.
Mom: Why?
Me: Mel's having IS, and she wants to get in some combat practice before her consult.
Mom: Why?
Me: Because the madams would expect her combat routine to be in top form, right? And so therefore I should take the responsibility to be in top form too.
Mom: Why?
Me: Because her A-level TSD grade is in my hands, and I'm not going to let her down.
Mom: Why?
Me: ... Because she picked me as her IS partner, since I've got a fencing background, and we have the same skillset.
Mom: Why?
Me: Because she needed a partner, otherwise she wouldn't have anybody else to work with, except Sam, who is more of a dancer than a fighter, and even though she wanted to work with him really badly, his style was slightly too lyrical, and so she picked me, since I was a fellow fencer with a combat background, and a new J1 with lots of time to spare, and I know it's called Individual Skill, and I know what you're thinking, but that's just not the way that IS works, and --
*before Mom can say anything*
Me: -- I also have Animal Farm rehearsal from 11 to 3 after that.
Mom: Why?
Me: Because we're practicing for Vienna.
Mom: Why?
Me: Because we don't want to look like an amateur theatre company in front of other youth theatre companies all over the world.
Mom: Why?
Me: Because Mrs Creffield's standards are high, and she doesn't want us to look stupid either --
*before Mom can say anything again*
Me: -- and there's also a devised performance I have to watch tonight, after Animal Farm.
Mom: Why?
Me: Because the madams want to expose us to all different kinds of theatre conventions, to get a feel of what we want to do for our own ISes.
Mom: Why?
Me: Because IS makes up 15% of our TSD A-level grade, and if we don't do it properly, we lose that 15%. So we're watching this play tonight, which starts at 7.30, so we're just going to bum around Holland V until the thing starts, so no, I'm not coming home in between to shower and change, I'm going to bring a change of clothes there and --
Mom: Are you coming home for dinner?
Me: *momentarily taken aback* Huh? Uh, no.
Mom: Why?
At this point, well, I usually sidle off to find a firearm so I can messily blow my brains out of my head for zombies to find and eat, which saves them the trouble of having to crack my skull open, which wouldn't be hard because the inane conversation with Mom has damn near withered it away to nothing. Thing is, with Singapore's strict gun control laws, I never seem to have any luck finding them, so my brains remain intact and un-zombie-consumed.
But the thing is that I can never leave the house without being interrogated first. I swear, if there were a zombie apocalypse, and they needed my expertise to combat the oncoming horde, with Damien, Jerry, Jin, Sam, and all my fellow undead-hunters, Mom would rather doom the whole of mankind to their fate of having their brains eaten than let me go out of the house for five minutes, so I can oversee the evacuation of citizens out of the Central Business District, and hold off the marauding undead swarms with shotgun, flamethrower and chainsaw."
We appreciate your understanding and support.
This is why.
On the 13th of May 2008, I brought my camera to (secondary) school as always. Just a simple 'newbie' setup. A gripped 400D, and a 50 1.8II. Classes chugged along on and on. Then it was our Chinese lesson, the most dreaded lesson to us.
Oh how us Chinese "B syllabus" / "failures" hated the lesson - one hour of Chinese. We were the ones with "no hope" for Mandarin. Yet our teacher tried to ease our burdens, knowing that we disliked the language and had practically no grasp over it. He would translate each sentence into English for us, hoping that we would gain just a little bit of knowledge out of that hour. He would give us short breaks during the lesson and sought to know each one of us a little better.
I got bored and shot some photos of him without him realising (and if he did, he didn't acknowledge). And then, after an excruciating fifteen minutes, the bell rang and off we went to our next class.
I went home that day, downloaded the photographs to my computer, and didn't bother about them any more.
Seven months later, I graduated with a Merit (the highest grade) in my Chinese 'B' Language. My teacher congratulated me while grinning ear to ear. "See! I knew you could do it!" he said in Mandarin. I laughed, thanked him, and left the school compound.
That was the last time we really talked.
Earlier today, I got news from my mom who works at a boarding house associated with my old school, that my chinese 'b' teacher, Mr Koh, had passed away on Saturday after having a stroke and slipping into a coma.
This was the photograph, the last one of him I ever got to shoot:
Yet, it is the one photograph that I will always remember Mr Koh by. And now with technology helping me, so will many other ex-students who can relate to the scene in the photograph.
His grand nephew is one of my secondary school batch mates, and we are currently collaborating on a large print of this photograph, with signatures and messages at the back of the frame from as many as students as possible.
Yes, that is why I bring my camera everywhere. To let other people see the world as I see it. And often, to let other people see the good in other people, past and present, living and gone.
Thank you, Lord, for having me be at the right time, at the right place, in the right class. To be able to depress the shutter when You wanted me to. To immortalise the dearly departed in a photograph, forever, so that he may be remembered for who he was, what he did, and the lives he changed.
Rest In Peace, Mr Koh. You will always have a place in this little heart of mine.
We did not invent the algorithm. The algorithm consistently finds Jesus. The algorithm killed Jeeves.
The algorithm is banned in China. The algorithm is from Jersey. The algorithm constantly finds Jesus.
This is not the algorithm. This is close.
music chart for the moment - the triple-whammy edition
Monday, 14 September 2009
from the 4SA tagboard
15 Sep 09, 00:13 Don: yoyo if any1s outthere.... just fyi, mr koh passed away on sat 1209... he was the clb teacher in sas and the pe teacher in js if you recall... |
Wednesday, 9 September 2009
Let's review those predictions!
2. Steve Jobs will speak.
3. There will be a new iPod touch with camera and more memory.
4. There will be a new iPod nano with camera and more memory. Oh, and
a new ad to go along with the product.
5. There will not be any new iPod classics.
6. There will be a new iTunes - iTunes 9, released on 9/09/09. Lots of
'9's...
7. There will be no announcement on the tablets at the event.
8. There will be no announcement on the Beatles or the Yellow
Submarine iPods (shush!) at the event.
9. There will be talk on Apple TV.
10. There will be a Q&A session after the announcements for the media/
journalists/bloggers at the event.
Tuesday, 8 September 2009
Apple Predictions - The Linear Bingo Game
I should make my predictions!
This time, I'm going for a Bingo-style scoring system. Basically,
we'll see what's the longest chain of correct predictions I can get
out of 10 predictions. Like a Bingo game with a 3x3 square (I add one
because we're not in a square, are we?), 3 will be the passing mark,
and anything above 3 will be great.
So, here goes...
1. Steve Jobs will make an appearance.
2. Steve Jobs will speak.
3. There will be a new iPod touch with camera and more memory.
4. There will be a new iPod nano with camera and more memory. Oh, and
a new ad to go along with the product.
5. There will not be any new iPod classics.
6. There will be a new iTunes - iTunes 9, released on 9/09/09. Lots of
'9's...
7. There will be no announcement on the tablets at the event.
8. There will be no announcement on the Beatles or the Yellow
Submarine iPods (shush!) at the event.
9. There will be talk on Apple TV.
10. There will be a Q&A session after the announcements for the media/
journalists/bloggers at the event.
Let's wait and see... just about 24 hours to go. Can't wait!
Other predictions not in the Bingo setlist:
-AAPL prices will fall.
-On a scale of 1-10, 1=extremely disappointed and 10=extremely upbeat,
this event will get a rating of 2.
-The likelihood of me BUYING* something they announce at the event is
1%.
(* - i.e.: taking out my debit card to get the new thing they
announce. iTunes updates are normally free, which means it doesn't
count unless they start charging)
Sunday, 6 September 2009
@Abu Dhabi
should kill the time by updating my already-dying blog.
No, it's not dead. It's as alive as the 4SA '08 blog - there's no
heartbeat, and I'm the pacemaker with a plutonium battery keeping it
alive.
Anyway, where was I?
Oh yesh, I just had this idea in my brain while I was sleeping (well,
what I really mean is "while I was trying to sleep")
If you're a millionaire with the capability of launching a multi-
national telecommunications company (I'm poking at companies like
Virgin Mobile, Singtel, Hutchinson, T-Mobile, Vodafone, etc.) , and
you think you can go as global as Coca-Cola, here's an idea that I
wanna pitch.
Imagine you buy a SIM-card from a certain telco carrier. Let's call
this carrier "X". X is a carrier in every country worldwide (or most
of them, anyway). So, X actually allows you to subscribe to a plan in
the base country that you're in - let's say Singapore, since that's
where most of my readers are, according to Google Analytics.
So, you're on a certain plan with X - 100min, 500 SMS, 10GB data plan,
S$50/mth. Now, imagine that that amount applies globally. So, if you
end up in Malaysia, you can still use the 100 min of airtime calls,
and you won't get roaming charges. Why? because you'll still be on the
X network, and they said you don't need to pay more to stay on their
network overseas. So you can actually have one SIM card, and when you
go to a certain country, you get a local number (but still on the same
SIM card) so that others can call you without paying IDD charges, and
you don't need to swap the SIM in your phone
The best part about this idea is that customers don't ever have to pay
roaming charges, and carriers can be bonded with their customers
wherever they go!
Another branch to this idea is one about global credit. You know how
you get a certain amount of minutes and SMS when you top up your pre-
paid/pay-as-you-go card? You can still have pre-paid cards in this X
network that I thought of, but rather than topping up your card with
different currencies, you'll top up with minutes. Let's say you're
paying S$10 for 100 "x-points", which allows 100 minutes of calling OR
500 SMSes OR 100MB of data. Then, if you go to the UK, they might
charge £5 for 100 "x-points". Yes, it's a points-based system, much
like the Microsoft Points system on X-Box Live. So you can have one
unified pricing system on the network, but still accept multiple
currencies globally.
I really think this idea could work.
there are some obstacles, I admit, that still need to be worked around:
1 - the local number thing, since having millions of new phone numbers
in every country might be a telco nightmare as they fight to get more
numbers in hundreds of different countries.
2 - setting up a global network, which means setting up a telco
company in every country. From tech support to signal level, the
company will have to hire equipments and staff all over the world. And
let's not forget the local legislation and administrative
requirements. This idea is not exactly going to be cheap.
Of course, you can work around number 2 by setting up a sort of
conglomerate like the Bridge Alliance - an alliance of the Singtel-
associated Telcos worldwide (Optus, Telkomsel, etc.) that offers a
Bridge DataRoam plan through these telcos. This Dataroam plan allows
you to use your data plan across the Bridge Alliance network. This is
the closest thing to my idea, with the exception that it's very
expensive, it's across multiple networks, you're still paying for
roaming (even though, let's be honest, they're all more-or-less one
company), it's not available for pre-paid customers, and it's not
global (it's regional, mainly in the Asia-Pacific region, and yet,
it's not the whole region, but only "Singtel and friends").
I really think this idea could catch on.
Telcos, are you reading this?
Thursday, 3 September 2009
Facebook stalker thing.
01) Stalkerlist can be found here : http://apps.facebook.com/f
02) Write the names of everyone on your stalkerlist below .
03) DO NOT READ THE QUESTIONS BEFORE YOU PUT IN YOUR ANSWERS. JUST DON'T DO IT.
04) Tag everyone you mentioned.
erm, a bit. Who's 28?
→ How did you meet 4?
(Ben See) From Junior School Choir, but also Sec Sch Choir.
→ How much does 9 mean to you?
(Chris Sim) erm, how much? never thought of it...
-> Describe 14 in two words.
(Sean Koh) Weird & odd
→ What is your most fond memory with 19?
(Ms Chua) Erm, the many art lessons?
→ Do you know all of 2's secrets?
(Jeremy Tan) No. I don't know any of his secrets, actually, now that I think about it.
→ If you could marry either 1 or 21, who would it be?
(Ryan Lry / YongKit SeeToo) none. I'm straight.
→ How far do you think you are on 22's stalkerlist?
(Matthew Tang) probably near the bottom, since I rarely interact with him on FB.
→ When is the next time you're going to see 7?
(Aswin) Don't think i'm seeing him again in the foreseeable future...
→ When is the last time you saw 17?
(Brannigan Ong) last week?
→ How do you think 13 feels about Dancing pigs?
(Paul Lin) He probably has better things to think about, so no comments.
→ Are 11 and 12 anything like each other?
( Jerome Tan, Abraham Chee) Both are on the list, and they're both really nice & caring people.
→ Describe the relationship between 14 and 20.
( Sean Koh, Nicholas Lee) Both have weird interests? Sean likes Kim Jong Il and π in the sky, Nicholas likes BeeGees and Bose sound system.
→ Would you ever want to date 18?
( Ryan Lee) erm, not date. Just hang out. Like I did last week!
→ What do you think 24's parents are/were like?
(Joni Liong) Like my uncle & auntie, because his parents are my dad's bro & sis-in-law.
→ Is 10 single?
(Zachary Foo) To my knowledge, yes.
→ If you had never met 6, how would your life be different?
( Jack Teo) I'd have different roommates during overseas trips with the Jnr Sch choir and Art Class.
→ If you could tell 8 one thing right now, what would it be?
(Joel Lee) Erm, one thing? Erm, Gambate!
→ What is the funniest thing you've ever heard 15 do?
( Zexun) Erm, him wearing his bra strap proudly?
→ How did you meet 16?
( Mr Ho) Erm, through SASS? Can't remember the details, though....
→ How did you come to be friends with 23?
( Mr Goh) He was my Physics teacher!
→ If 3 died, would you be lost?
( Raymond) Probably.
→ What is the weirdest thing you've ever seen 4 do?
( Ben See) The weirdest? Him dancing Para-Para. That's the weirdest thing I've ever seen him do.
→ What is 5's only weakness?
( Guo Hao) Weakness? erm, no idea. Guo Hao?
→ Does 24 like char siew bao, da bao or dao sar pao?
( Joni Liong) not sure.
→ Do you think 8 and 1 would make a good couple?
(Ryan Lry, Joel Lee) Nope.
→ Who is 7 to you?
( Aswin) that guy who used to be the school pianist but disappeared somewhere. Oh, and he often screwed up and made Mrs Huang angry.
→ What is the one thing 16 likes?
( Mr Ho) His car?
→ If 1 and 3 hated each other, what would change?
(Ryan Lry,Raymond) erm, 4S1 '08 would change a lot, I guess? But beyond that, I really don't know.
→ If 2 said to you that (s)he loved 5, what would your response be?
(Jeremy Tan,Guo Hao) I thought Jeremy loves Stitch?
→ Is 11 anything like 19?
(Jerome Tan,Ms Chua) Erm, both like cameras, and both like intricate stuff.
→ Do you trust in 12?
( Abraham Chee)Yeah. Why not?
→ If you fell off a bridge, would you trust 13 or 17 to catch you more and why?
(Paul Lin,Brannigan) Erm, wow, I have no idea.
- Who do you like most out of all of these?
Not saying...
Tuesday, 1 September 2009
me & my wants
If you looked at my wishlist, you'd realise there's been some changes.
Yes. My wants have changed...
-No more Snow Leopard, because I just bought it, so wish fulfilled.
-No more Windows 7, beacuse I think I don't need it. Bye bye, Windows!
-Oh what's this, you see? a 7D? *nods head*.
yeah. that's about it, really.