Tuesday, 8 May 2007

Embassy staffs are b****y, c*cky, rude, and ignorant f**ls

SPOILER: this is a RANT. rating: PG.

I've had it.

Those fu**ing embassy people think they can ridicule us people into thinking we are idiots...

well, screw.

last week, i tried to go to the Italian Embassy in Singapore to submit my applications for a Visa. Guess what? before I can even get to the consular counter, I was rudely slapped (verbally) by a lady who thinks I'm a baby. your stinking criterias for minors applying a visa never stupid-simply mention "Parents must be with the child at time of application". No. Instead, we, the humans of this dying EARTH, must waste money on one stupid embassy just to go back and forth to find out that you forgot something... So much for saving the Earth... Fuc* the whole Al Gore "Global Warming" thing. Nobody cares, apparently. Especially not the Embassies. Waste of paper, fossil fuel, and energy.

Energy effeciency = -290%

Not only that larh...

Back in Indonesia, my parents tried to get the Italian Embassy there to get the blockheads to make a letter of approval to "approve their PMS-ed son to get to Italy. Erm... no. the fuc*ed-up security guard told them "Closed. Closed F***ING CLOSED!". heh... no, screw you, security. you uneducated, illiterate person... btw, he's probably from the Indonesian Police Force...

After that, my parents got in to see the consular. they checked the things my dad had... short of one document: the Wedding cert...

whoa fuc*... my bro already checked with the Embassy Consular staff that you need certain specific documents. Was "Weding cert" on the list? err.... NO... is the embassy asking for the document? err... YA!


This is a common cry from me to all the embassies out there.

STOP MAKING FUCKED-UP CONFUSIONS ON NON-POLITICS CIVILIANS! YOU EXPECT US TO READ YOUR MIND? S.O.P.S ARE S.O.P.S. STOP CHANGING! OPERATE BY YOUR STANDARD PROCEDURE. STANDARD. YOU KNOW WHAT THE HELL IS STANDARD? it's something you guys don't have. Let's ask Google what it is...

Standard: "established or widely recognized as a model of authority or excellence"

and by the way, IF YOU'RE SO CONCERNED ABOUT YOUR COUNTRY'S ECONOMY, AND THE WORLD'S GREENHOUSE GAS EMISSION, DO SOMETHING. STOP WATING THE WORLD'S RESOURCES. YOU ARE SCREWING THE WORLD INTO A DARKER FUTURE THANKS TO YOUR RETARDATION ACTIONS (yes, the world is retarding coz of u)

and please larh, minor? under 21? we're more abled than you are. We know more than you. it's proven that adults (especially non-teachers) tend to forget all that they learnt in school. Bet you can't remember the valency of Magnesium, or the parts of an iPod (inside and outside, not just the UI features like the click wheel).

geek bitching here

err, bensee, thanks for insipring me to be so vulgar. really helps in calming the mind...

and Blogger, thanks for making blogging free. and thanks for hosing my blog even after this post.

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