of screws and O2s

Since I have time,

I'll type in rhyme.

What I am sending

Is a simple warning:

If you own a MacBook

(or even the Pro book)

please take a look:

can your screws unhook?

If your screws are stuck,

then you're just in luck.

You can get service:

repaired by a novice.

Let's move away,

how's that for a segue?

I just saw my RSS

and lo and behold, there's news so fresh.

It's not just hay, (nor is it pee)

It's about the Pré. (don't call it "prē")

The little Palm smartphone,

like my great iPhone. 

It's coming, to who?

That's right, O2!

Yes in the UK,

I can soon pay

a handsome price

for a little prize:

a phone that's prone

to be anti-iPhone

perhaps a switch

is what they pitch.

so now my mind, 

is trying to find,

the perfect touchscreen

to replace what I've seen.

Should I BlackBerry?

the Storm 2, oh scary!

OR wait for Apple

to let me have a hurl?

OR maybe the Palm Pré?

They're all on the tray

that's being served up

for what's coming up!

On that note, I'll end off.

For I'm sure you'll say "Screw off,

For rhyme is like lime

or worse: it's like crime

don't ever repeat

for this is sh*t.

This rhyme isn't rhyme,

It's just a bad mime."