PAUeater

adapted from my tagboard...

Ethaneo: HAHA THE NIGHTMARE OR NIGHTMARES IS BACK TO HAUNT RON!!!!!! OOOHHHH!!!!!!BE CAREFUL...Becareful......
Ron: my nightmare of nightmares is seeing ethan swim in a hot dog suit. that's creepy. sure gives me d creeps.
Ron: did i say hot dog? i meant pau. and it's not just a pau suit, but ethan will also be eating pau.eww... cannibalism...
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not only a pau suit... but he'll also be singing this song (LOOK BELOW) next to someone really famous whom i like... like beyonce... or nelly furtado..

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PAU-EATER
BASED ON "MANEATER" BY NELLY FURTADO


EV'RY BODY LOOK AT ME. ME.
I AM ETHAN LIEW THE FAMOUS PAU. MAN.
I KNOW YOU THINK THAT I LOOK DELI-CIOUS.
THAT'S BECAUSE WE ALL JUST LOVE PAU. PAU.

COME ON TAKE A BITE AND JUST EAT ME AND SAY:
THIS PAU IS SO SOGGY, SOFT AND CHLORINE-LIKE.
THAT'S BECAUSE I'M SWIMMING IN THIS SWIMMING POOL.
IM SINKING AS I ABSORB ALL THIS WATER UP.

PAU EATER COME AND ENJOY COME AND BITE ME COME BEFORE I SINK DOWNWARDS.
(ALL YOU) PAU EATER EAT ME UP BEFORE I SWELL AND SMELL OF SULPHUR IN YOUR MOUTH.