Sunday 31 December 2006

Welcoming you to 2007... here's your manual!

Welcome to 2007!!!

it's da ron files' first posting in 2007!

here's your Starters' Guide for 2007!

1. Please do NOT write 2006 as the year when requested. It is now 2007, not 2006.

2. Sec 3 2007 students, please do NOT wear school shorts to school unless required (e.g.: for a play)

3. Please PROTECT the EARTH. We have to use it for at least another year.

4. Please take care of yourself. Do NOT make 2007 a year remembered for all the wrong reasons (e.g.: 2003 when SARS happened, 2001 when 9/11 occured).

5. Do not be a lunatic idiot who goes around bombing places. You may die like former Dictator Saddam Hussein.

6. 2 January 2007 is a holiday for Singaporeans. So do NOT attend work or school. UNLESS your workplace works on ALL weekdays or public holidays. (e.g.: Supermarket cashiers, Technical Support Call Centres, etc.)

7. Have fun in 2007!

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