i) heartbeat in the chest,
ii) air movement in the oesophagus,
iii) saliva or tongue in the mouth,
iv) brain cells in the brain, or
v) missing organs in a person
because of reading any post on "da ron files".
Thought I should make this clear, before anyone sues me...
Also, note that this blog post is completely (not) fictional. (be blind to words in brackets!!!)
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Reason 1: U get to learn Discipline and courtesy!
>[R0n41d} says: joel, don't be so mean 2 ernie, larh...
>joel_lee: mcdnalds
>joel_lee requests your attention! [nudges]
>[R0n41d} says: grr.....
Reason 2: U get to learn Economics!
>joel_lee says: how muchs a happy meal
>joel_lee says: hahahaha
>[R0n41d} says: $ 5
>[R0n41d} says: $1 for me
>[R0n41d} says: $4 for McDonalds'
>[R0n41d} says: YAY!
>[R0n41d} says: Profit!'
>joel_lee says: dotz..........
Reason 3: You get to... well... communicate?
>joel_lee says: ronald=veeron
>joel_lee says: haahhaha
>joel_lee requests your attention! [nudges]
>[R0n41d} says: HEYHEY!
>[R0n41d} says: Don't go too far w/ ur jokes.
>joel_lee says: yaya
>joel_lee says: jkjk
>[R0n41d} says: good...
Reason 4: You get to learn proper English!
>joel_lee says: wad i dong
>joel_lee says: doing*
>[R0n41d} says: u? maple i guess...?
>joel_lee says: me ask 1st
>joel_lee says: !!!!!
>[R0n41d} says: u asked "wat i dong" what...
>joel_lee says: later
>joel_lee says: doing la...
>[R0n41d} says: so i answer what ur doing lorh...
>[R0n41d} says: im doing nothing, actually...
And btw, Reason 5: Just to let you know, I never take conversations from unwilling people...
>[R0n41d} says: btw, can i use our conversation on my blog?
>joel_lee says: den y u on computer
>joel_lee says: huh???!!!!
>[R0n41d} says: just a part of it, when it was all funny...
>joel_lee says: i dun get u
>joel_lee says: 4 wad
>[R0n41d} says: like, can i post the beginning part of our conversation on my blog?
>[R0n41d} says: just for fun...
>joel_lee says: frm were to where
>joel_lee requests your attention! [nudges]
>[R0n41d} says: from the start to "Don't go too far w/ ur jokes." --Me
>joel_lee says: wadeva
>joel_lee says: u r coice
>joel_lee says: big bird hahaha
Reason 6: Ronald Thanx people...
>[R0n41d} ... WEEKENDS!!! says: ok. thanx, then
Reason 7: I teach... stuff...
>joel_lee says: ernie ernie ernie
>joel_lee says: rubber duckiie
>joel_lee says: bert
>joel_lee says: btw...
>joel_lee says: the person in the trash bin in seame strt is called....
>[R0n41d} says: cookie monster?
>joel_lee says: nono
>joel_lee says: trash bin one
>joel_lee requests your attention! [nudges]
>[R0n41d} says: dunno... try to find sesame characters on google lorh...
Reason 8: I am Nudge-able...
>joel_lee says: ERNIE JUS LOGGED IN
>joel_lee says: oi
>joel_lee requests your attention! [nudges]
>[R0n41d} > o. ok...
>joel_lee> ernie jus logged in u noe
>joel_lee requests your attention!
>[R0n41d} > so?
>joel_lee> u toki to cookieemonster
>joel_lee> tokin*
>[R0n41d} >no... blogging...
>[R0n41d} >brb
>joel_lee requests your attention! [nudges]
>ernest\ernie joins conversation
>joel_lee requests your attention! [nudges]
>joel_lee> tell me when ur baq
Of course, Reason 9: is because I'm Evil!
>ernest\ernie > dao him lar idiot
>[R0n41d} > o... ok.
>ernest\ernie > shut up
>[R0n41d} > sollie.
>ernest\ernie > dun say i here
>[R0n41d} > let's just block im together, k?
>[R0n41d} > 3...
>[R0n41d} > 2...
>[R0n41d} > 1...
>[R0n41d} > block!
>[R0n41d} > k. i did it
>ernest\ernie > u block liao?
>[R0n41d} > yup
>[R0n41d} > u?
>ernest\ernie > k
>[R0n41d} > lol.... we're evil...
>ernest\ernie > yeah
Reason No. 10: I'm dumb... I admit.
>[R0n41d} > o, who's d guy in d rubbish bin in sesame street?
>ernest\ernie > me lor
>ernest\ernie > ernie...
>ernest\ernie > idiot
>[R0n41d} > no no, d guy in d rubbish bin
>ernest\ernie > ?
>[R0n41d} > ernie's d rubber ducky-obessed guy
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EDIT: sorry, didn't know
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