Algebra test on viewership (no one will get 0)

In prep of FYE, This is an Algebra lesson for all Tech geeks below the age of 16. Buck up on your Algebra with da ron files!

If da ron files on blogspot = Linux...


and if headshotzx.blogspot.com is Mac...


Then da ron files on Windows Live Spaces = _____________________


Questions: (all questions must have an answer: a, b, c, or d only)
1) What fits in the blank best? (2m)
a: Dell Latitudes
b: Windows XP
c: Vista RC1 x64
d: laptops exploding

2) If Linux = x , what is OS X equal to? (3m)
a) approximately 4000 squared
b) approximately 2x
c) approximately 2 stingrays
d) approximately 2

3) Is Algebra fun? (2 m)
a) YES
b) NO
c) NEUTRAL
d) NO COMMENTS

4) Why did you do this test? (8m)
a) I am dumb
b) I am stupid
c) I am retarded
d) I am 45 degrees higher than lame. AKA: Spastic
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Answers
Marks given for various answers:
Q1 If you choose...
a) + 2m
b) +1.5m
c) +0.5m
d) +0.5m

Q2: If you choose...
a) +3.5m (u really know your Mac users)
b) +3
c) +0
d) -17 (Mac is not = to 2!)

Q3: If you choose...
a) +0 (good for you, but this Q will not help in an exam)
b) -0
c) 0
d) 0

Q4: If you choose...
(a / b / c / d): +8
(no answer) : - 17


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Summary of results:
-34 to 0.5 - Wow. You are really bad at reading instructions... or you hate the Mac users so much... We hate you too.

1 to 10: ok... not bad...
>10.5: Excellent! I made you a admit you're dumb!!!

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This dumb test was a production of TSALWWATADWTAA (The Society Against Liars Who Won't Admit They Are Dumb When The Actually Are).