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When you read past the phrase, SCREAM!!!
Ms Poon (my P6 form teacher) is teaching the P6s this year.And apparently, the pencil cases of these students have suicidal tendencies.
Zexun does lots of 3D animation. However, when it comes to modifying HTML or Chinese, he has suicidal tendencies.
I have many computer hardware. When anything dies, when compatibility issues arise, I have suicidal tendencies.
Do you have suicidal tendencies?
It's that time of the year when people jump off buildings like rain from fluffy, cuddly, soft white clouds. Be careful. Don't be one of those who want to jump of a building or high objects! Did you know that you can die by jumping off a bed 1m away from the ground? YES! Did you know that you can die if you touch things? Especially radioactive sunstances! Did you know that you can die by being addicted to Maplestory? It's true! (Exhibit A: Nigel Chen is underweight and he has panda eyes.)
Also, did you know that by slipping on the stairs, you can die? YES!
Did you know that really hot water kills? Now you do...
Mains electricity kills too.
O, mercury in the backlight of LCDs... they're bad...
Anyway, Suicidal tendencies... it's bad. are you bad?
-Disclaimer: the words expressed in this blog post is not the opinions of people involved / associated with da ron files. da ron files is not responsible for any suicide attempts, be it a successful execution or a failed attempt.
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