Tuesday 3 October 2006

Mock Test 2

1.
Say the word "silk" ten times in continuation without pause and at tongue-tying speeds.
When you're done, answer the following question.

i) What do cows drink












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Answers....
1) i disregard the way in which you said the word "silk 10 times in sequence. As long as you said it, that's good enough.

However, for question i), marks are awarded for various answers, while marks are deducted for irrelavent answers as in the following:

Answer scenario A: Milk:
+125%. if you can figure out why cows drink what they produce (there's a way to explain if you're smart enough like me, seriously. ask raymond)
-50% if you answered this without thinking hard enough.

B: Water:
+99%. Not hard enough... try thinking through different mindsets...

c: blood:
0%: We here @ da ron files do not support cannibalism OR eating meat raw with blodd all over. That is plain sadistic, downright beastly and sickening, as in the words of Mrs Yee.

d: hey:
+20%: Hay is not a "beverage for cow" by theory. It is , in fact, a food for cows. however, i understand that hay contains a small percentage of water, thus, i will give 1% for the water in hay, and 19% for knowing that hay anter cows' mouths...

Another dumb test brought to you by da ron files.

ps: e: all other answers: 30%. Imagination, indeed... but i dun like unpredictable answers... i go by the book. im just being lenient by giving u 30 pairs 'o` peanuts...

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